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About Me Member Wannabe Novelist mightyevilmonsterMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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Tue Mar 23, 2004, 12:41 PM
Hey you all! I was absent for so long on my Spring Break, and I was whooping it up in my hometown where my computer crashed and I was unable to get on to let you all know I haven't died. I know!!! But I'm back, and planning on posting other stuff than poems for a while. That got a bit sickening...just kidding, I know you love me as much as I love the taste of my own fingernails!

I'm gonna post some short stories I've written, but in parts to add to the drama and suspense. And to keep it a manageable size so no one is intimidated. Then I have a phew fotos to upload, but with dialup it may take an ENORMOUS amount of time and I'll have to do that later. Okay okay, you're all sick of hearing me say what I'm planning, and just want me to do something.

But if you wanna hear about my life, TOUGH COOKIES!!!

That's right, I found some cookies in my food stash, but they were old and stale, and kind of hard to eat. Well, that's about it for my life. Keep in touch!

Love,
Martha Stewart

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: the great white north
  • Interests: reading and writing prose and poetry that is good, loving, living, and believing in something
  • Favourite movie: Highlander (There IS only one, and his name's CONNOR, CONFOUND IT!)
  • Favourite band or musician: A.F.I.
  • Favourite genre of music: punk rocky, E-Moe, indee
  • Favourite artist: Elijah Parker
  • Favourite poet or writer: John Donne, e. e. cummings - Poets; Salinger, Hassler, King - Writers
  • Favourite photographer: I don't like the "u" in "favoUrite"
  • Operating System: my eternal brain
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anything from Trading Spaces!!!
  • Skin of choice: Kissed tenderly
  • Favourite game: Disney Trivia
  • Favourite gaming platform: Super Nintendo
  • Favourite cartoon character: Piccolo
  • Personal Quote: "If someone tells you something, and you tell them that you do not care, they will blow up"
  • Tools of the Trade: mechanical pencils and pens with gushy grippers

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When all else fails, use emotes! :) ;) ^^; :p

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:tux:
Comment, to get comments.
Share your kindness, not your hate.
Love the art, before yourself.

Ein Kommentar, um Kommentare zu bekommen. Teile deine Freundlichkeit, nicht deinen Hass. Liebe die Kunst, bevor du dich selbst liebst.
:iconhappybubbleman:
Well you never once mentioned anything about good old happy bubbleman. Good old happybubbleman who was always....helping....you. (I named him warts)

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In the soundless awe and wonder,
Words fall short to Hope again,
How beautiful, how vast Your love is
New Forever
World without end.

-FIF
:iconinsanitycomics:
WOOOOOOOO! I'm your favorite artist! I could cry from alla joy! Welcome, again, to Deviant Art! I'm darned glad to see you here, and ready to do stuff! And I've gotta say, you've grown some wicked fangs since I saw you last!

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If we used fish as currency, banks would smell bad, and counterfeiters would be much easier to catch.
:iconmightyevilmonster:
*is upset that he killed someone with his ignorant spelling of "faeries".* i should have known, my roomate's girlfriend thinks she is one. stupid wench hole.

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~*There is poetry in despair, and we sang with unrivaled beauty - bitter elegies of savagery and eloquence...*~
:iconnekomis:
YOU SPELT FAERIES WRONG!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! -dies-

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It's different 'cause you're desperate. Begging mercy on the sidewalk to a sea of last callers. Keep the conversations quick and keep them interested!
:icontesseractyl:
hey! thank you so much for the :+fav: and the comment on my poetry. unfortunately, no one ever comments on my writing-- i don't know if that's the general trend on DA, or if it's just my stuff. in any case, it is refreshing and encouraging to see that someone is reading my stuff, and likes it! =D i'm glad there's another writer on DA, this place needs more of us; the real kind. =) keep up the good work! i'm :+devwatch: you.

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a paleolithic liza-bird in the fourth dimension
:iconmightyevilmonster:
The time: 12:49 A.M.
The date: Monday, March 8th --- 2004
The name: Unknown
The place: In your closet, under your bed, etc.

I am the Mighty Evil Monster. Those who care to disagree shall be eaten by my large fangs. GRARRR!

Note: The Mighty Evil Monster is in fact neither mighty, nor evil. He writes poetry, usually sappy or sad, or depressing, or full of love and fairies. Well, maybe not fairies. He likes stir fry, and potato chips. He draws, but is too poor to afford any viable equipment to upload his wonderful works of art. They are mostly doodles in his collegiate notebooks. If you care to meet the Mighty Evil Monster, he is currently on a tour of major malls across the nation, singing Raffi tunes and selling Easy Mac. If you like his work, he does oblige that you leave commentary. It will make him less evil, and maybe a bit mightier. On the inside. In his heart. And his stomach too, especially if he has just ingested a Big Mac.
:iconmightyevilmonster:
Hmm...well...it seems that I am an idiot and very green in this business, for I have sent a note that resembles my Journal entry. Ho hum. Forgive my lack of experience in this artistic gallery web forum.

Deepest Regrets,
The evil one

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